Военные учения. Высылается разведка – найти пути форсирования реки.
Разведка возвращается:
– Есть мост через реку, бетонный, прочный. Танки пройдут, пехота – вряд-ли.
– Почему?
– Там такая злющая собака привязана!
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The Singapore stock market has alternated between positive and negative finishes through the last five trading days since the end of the two-day winning streak in which it had added more than a dozen points or 0.4 percent. The Straits Times Index now sits just above the 3,060-point plateau and it's likely to see a narrow trading range on Monday.
A Telegram spokesman declined to comment on the bond issue or the amount of the debt the company has due. The spokesman said Telegram’s equipment and bandwidth costs are growing because it has consistently posted more than 40% year-to-year growth in users.
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